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Bridge expert, huh?
Yeah.
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What would you do if you
held the queen alone?
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That all depends.
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Depends on what?
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When the king is expected home.
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Wise guy, huh?
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No, bridge expert.
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My good man,
how long have you been starving?
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Mister, I haven't tasted food
for three days.
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You haven't?
No.
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Well, I wouldn't worry about it.
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It still tastes the same.
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Hey, buddy, have you got a...?
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No.
Go get yourself a sign.
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How do you like that lowlife?
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Do you want to become
my social secretary?
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Oh, lady, and how.
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Then how do you
spell "chrysanthemum"?
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Hiya, professor.
How are you?
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This is Miss, uh...
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Hmph.
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You're a social secretary?
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Yes, ma'am.
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You're just the man
I'm looking for.
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Step right in.
Thank you.
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They threw a bomb.
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What's the matter?
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How do you
spell "chrysanthemum"?
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Oh, ignorant, eh?
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How do you spell it?
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C-H-R-Y-S-A-N-
T-H-E-M-U-M.
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Why weren't you
here a minute ago?
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Now, listen, you mugs.
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People ain't gonna
give us a job.
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We gotta go out and get it.
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Now, my idear is this:
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You see that store over there?
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Each one of us grab a broom.
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We go up and sweep
in front of the place, see?
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The boss comes out
sees three conscientious guys
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and offers us a job.
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It's simple.
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Get goin'.
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Stop, thief.
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Drop those brooms.
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Thief, police, fire, police.
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What?
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They stole my brooms.
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Oh, yeah?
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Come here, you.
Come back here.
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Hey. Hey, come back here.
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Oh, an art school.
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You know, my old man
used to draw.
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Yeah?
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Sure, he drew 20 years
with one stroke of the pen.
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Shh.
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He's coming.
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Quick, the overcoats.
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Oh, there you are.
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Oh, I'm awfully sorry
to have kept you waiting.
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Oh, that's all right.
We just got here ourselves.
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How long have you been students?
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Oh, we're just beginners.
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Well, shall we start
on September Morn?
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No, let's start right now.
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Spread out.
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I'll see if everything's ready.
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You know, I think
I'm gonna like this place.
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What is the matter with this?
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Ah, it is gone.
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Oh, there it is again.
What shall I do?
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Oh, dear.
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What's the matter, Rembrandt?
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My painting,
it is finished, gentlemen.
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But I cannot erase this spot.
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What shall I do?
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Why don't you send it
to a clinic?
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Gentlemen...
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I am an artist.
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I am an artist too.
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Oh, a pair of drawers.
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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Oof.
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Wait a minute.
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Here, I know what's the matter.
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You haven't got
enough anakanapanasan.
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Wait a minute, Einstein.
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What that needs
is a mixture of enau
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plus anasenapakanaswa.
Oh.
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Ah, monsieur, you did it.
How can I ever tha...?
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There it is again.
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Oh, my beautiful painting,
Sunlight on the Brook.
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They are waiting for it.
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Well, don't worry about it,
they'll get it.
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Oh.
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Might've been
Sunlight on the Brook,
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but it's now
Midnight on the Ocean.
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Aah!
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I lost a fortune.
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Don't worry.
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You know the old saying:
"Easel come, easel go."
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See that?
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Yeah.
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Easel outta here.
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Anytime you get
in another spot, Rembrandt,
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just call on us.
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The professor wants
the first sketch to be The Hunt.
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Will you get me the hawk?
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Give her the bird.
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The bird, the bird.
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Excuse him, lady.
The heel has no soul.
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Now, here's the idea.
You hold the hawk in one hand.
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And you are listening
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to the distant call
of the hunting horn.
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I think we'd best
release the bird,
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and in its place, overhead,
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you discover a group
of fine grouse.
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Now, then.
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Thusly.
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I don't see any grouse.
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See any now?
No.
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See any now?
No.
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Ah!
Look at the grouse.
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Wait a minute.
You guys got the wrong idea.
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Pardon me, miss.
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Here's the way you should do it:
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I think you ought to move back.
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How's that?
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Back a little further, please.
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One more step.
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Oh! Help!
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I think he took
one step too much.
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Help, oh.
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How's that?
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Oh, always clownin', eh?
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Come on.
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Will you do me a favor?
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Why, yes.
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Hold it.
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What's that?
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Why, it's a boat.
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She's right.
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I christen thee
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Sarsaparilla.
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Look at the grouse.
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The cop.
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The cop.
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Hey.
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Oui, oui?
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Did you see three
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suspicious-looking
characters around here?
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Oh, pardon me, you're French.
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Ah, begorra, that's what I am.
156
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What?
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Ze mama, she was French,
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and the old man was Irish.
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And I was speakin' for him.
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Maybe you can tell me something.
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Hello.
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Hey, buddy.
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What kind of language is that?
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Oh, deaf and dumb.
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Certainly.
Ye...
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I'll get those guys yet.
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Okay, boys.
Guess I told him.
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We sure got rid
of that flatfoot.
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00:10:06,389 --> 00:10:09,135
Good morning.
I'm Professor Fuller.
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Oh, we've been using
some of your brushes.
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I don't believe
I've ever met you.
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They're the three new students
we were expecting this morning.
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Oh.
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00:10:18,568 --> 00:10:21,347
Now, boys,
to become great artists,
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you must start
from the bottom up.
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Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
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So you may begin
by painting this floor.
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Say, if he thinks
I'm gonna paint this floor,
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I hope you drop dead.
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Who, me?
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The cop.
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You ain't got long to live, son.
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Come on.
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00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,624
Hey. What's the idea
of the two brushes?
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I'm in a hurry.
186
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,331
Well, get goin'.
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I can get around
the corners with this.
188
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But look what I got.
189
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What do you expect
to do with that?
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Paint the cracks.
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00:11:00,844 --> 00:11:02,588
Here.
192
00:11:02,612 --> 00:11:04,172
Go ahead and paint 'em.
Get goin'.
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00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:07,744
Here we go.
194
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,048
Giddyup!
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00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,374
Ah, shuffleboard.
196
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,906
Plus 10.
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00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,607
Pick out two.
One, two...
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00:11:21,631 --> 00:11:22,859
Aah!
199
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,083
Come on, break it up.
Get to work. Get busy here.
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00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,668
Hey.
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00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,693
How we gonna get outta here
without ruining this paint job?
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00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,045
It's the cop.
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00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,358
Here, in here.
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00:12:08,678 --> 00:12:10,156
Oh.
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00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:11,379
Pardon me, miss.
206
00:12:14,717 --> 00:12:16,695
How are ya, tall and handsome?
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00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:18,164
I'm glad you come up to see me.
208
00:12:18,188 --> 00:12:20,166
Oh.
209
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,588
Those are my cigarettes.
210
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,725
Ix-nay ackin'-cray.
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00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,593
It's the op-cay.
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00:12:34,371 --> 00:12:35,881
What are you talking...?
Oh, a man.
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00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:38,267
Oh, hello, dear.
How are you?
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This is my sister, Crumbette.
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And this...
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is my mother.
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Oh!
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Mother.
219
00:12:48,785 --> 00:12:50,084
Spread out.
220
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You gorgeous mass of muscle.
221
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Oh, Mother, I'm gonna
tell Father on you.
222
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,643
The children
are always clowning.
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00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:04,810
Oh, Mother.
224
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,547
Whoo, w-w-w-whoo.
225
00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:18,057
So it's you!
226
00:13:18,081 --> 00:13:19,224
Yeah.
227
00:13:19,248 --> 00:13:20,626
Come on, fellas, let's beat it.
228
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,146
What did you say?
229
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:27,371
Pardon me, you just look around.
230
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Oh, it is.
231
00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:39,100
Look.
Oh.
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00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,303
Put it on.
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00:13:47,977 --> 00:13:49,176
He's gone.
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00:13:51,514 --> 00:13:53,092
Look, we made somethin'.
235
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What is it?
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00:13:54,117 --> 00:13:55,660
Sittin' Bull.
237
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I don't see his face.
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He's got his back turned.
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Hau.
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00:14:00,489 --> 00:14:01,489
And how.
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00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,957
Wait a minute.
242
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,326
I'll show you guys
a picture what is a picture.
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00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,016
Watch this:
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00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,406
Gee, I'm sorry, Moe.
It was an accident.
245
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,207
It won't happen again.
246
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:26,208
You sure?
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00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,898
I'm positive.
248
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,162
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk,
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
249
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,602
You're the cause of this.
250
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,759
What about it?
251
00:14:47,003 --> 00:14:49,483
Here's a flower
for your hat, madam.
252
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,108
Here's mud in you eye, mister.
253
00:14:55,711 --> 00:14:57,289
Wait a minute, spread out!
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00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,357
Who started this?
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00:14:58,381 --> 00:14:59,425
I don't know.
256
00:14:59,449 --> 00:15:01,360
Never mind.
Let bygones be bygones.
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00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:02,595
Okay.
258
00:15:02,619 --> 00:15:05,197
I'll show you guys
a picture what is a picture.
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00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:06,637
Watch me.
260
00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:17,776
Oh, bygones, eh?
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00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,899
Yeah.
262
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:22,899
Who the...?
263
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,056
Oh, you're startin' again, eh?
264
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,317
Gimme that.
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00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,006
Gimme that!
266
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,376
You got it, brother.
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00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,197
Hey, what's goin' on in...?
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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,301
Is this the clay department?
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00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,075
Yeah...
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Come in.
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00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:41,649
Come in.
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00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,219
I said, come in.
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00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,021
Oh!
275
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,049
You missed me, ahh...
276
00:17:17,853 --> 00:17:19,765
Victim of circumstance.
277
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:20,899
Ooh.
278
00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:22,290
That's a coincidence.
279
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,193
Ooh, a backbiter.
280
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,416
Oop.
281
00:17:37,006 --> 00:17:38,183
Spread out!
Wait a minute!
282
00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:40,073
Spread out!
Come here!
283
00:17:42,044 --> 00:17:45,074
Now, tell me.
Who started this?
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00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,258
You did.
Oh, yeah?
285
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,464
- Get 'em, boys!
- Lemme get at 'em.